Fluffy, a neighbouringfamily’s beloved dog, passed away slightly over a month ago. The last time I saw her,she was on a trolley ‘cos she was too weak to walk after yet another operation.Squatted down,…

Kupo's losing weight, & it ain due to Slim 10. The ole grrl has been eating, but not much, just a nibble here & there. What really shocked me was when I lifted her up by the scruff of her neck; she f…

Flip to page 14 of LifeStyle today & youl see an article so noisome that I wouldn even deign to wipe my arse with it. Much as I abhor reproducing crap that got stuck to the bottom of my slippers, it isn…

After 2 months of gestation, Princess has finally given birth! Not that I condone backyard breeding, of course, but all the same it was mighty exciting stuff. Her water broke at 3am or thereabouts, &…

Ole GC spent the past 6 months tracking down the dude who had my guitars in his possession (he was helping me service them), & finally hit pay dirt last Friday whilst snooping round his workplace. Whe…